Simplicity is heresy.

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vectorbelly: Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based...

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 10:47:27 +1100

i… found your tumblr, son. welcome to the force here's your gun/badge your first case is "who's grounded" it's you turn in your bagde & gun

is there anybody out there [static] i repeat [static] can eat too much pizza [screaming and crying] we were wrong [static] pizza [static]

oh, great, i fell into a sarchasm. noo, i’m just FINE, and my bones aren’t broken at ALL, having SUCH a good time down here

No! I just got bit by a Dad. I feel the transformation starting *goes to Home Depot & buys materials to build a deck* I'M GONNA BUILD A DECK

if your literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my obsession with pointing out doors to people, well, there's the door

"carlos did u put youre shoes on the right feets today" YES DAD LEFT AND RIGHT "on YOUr feet son?" ..DAD THIS IS THE WRONGEST I EVER GOT IT

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS ＴｈｅＣｏｌｏｓｓａｌＰｉｌｌａｒｏｆＷａｓｐＥｇｇｓ LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS

"I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon

1)sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart. 2)tip over til feet touch the ground. 3)stand up. you're now a grocery turtle. no one can stop you

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed!" said mommy bear. "Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"

vectorbelly:

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

Oskar: I could’ve got more, I could’ve got more, if I just,...

Mon, 22 Oct 2012 17:56:00 +1100

Oskar: I could’ve got more, I could’ve got more, if I just, I could’ve gotten more…

Itzhak: Oskar, 1100 people are alive because of you, look at them.

Oskar: If I made more money…I threw away so much money, you have no idea, If I just…

Itzhak: There will be generations because of what you did

Oskar: I didn’t do enough

Itzhak: You did so much.

Oskar: This car, Goeth would’ve bought this car. Why did I keep the car? Ten people right there. Ten people…Ten more people. This pin. Two people. This is gold. Two more people. He would’ve given me two for it; at least one. He would’ve given me one, one more. One more person. A person, Stern. For this. I could’ve gotten, one more person and I didn’t.

This makes me sad because I know that every time I buy the latest smart phone, a new computer, eat out at some fine restaurant or even just buy a new t-shirt, I could be using that money to save lives instead. Yet I probably won’t even though I won’t be under threat of arrest by the SS. It’s easier for us to save lives than it was for Schindler. Guess I need to sort out my priorities.

Working with economists…

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:33:28 +1100

Working with economists…

"Death is what the living carry with them. A state of dread, like some uncanny foretaste of a bitter..."

Sat, 20 Aug 2011 22:44:00 +1000

““Death is what the living carry with them. A state of dread, like some uncanny foretaste of a bitter memory. But the dead do not remember and nothingness is not a curse. Far from it.””

- Cormac McCarthy | Suttree